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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:20:06 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/"><rss:title>Clips and Videos from our Shows &amp; Practice</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-07-30T05:20:06Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2010/1/17/ian-sorensen-sings-i-do-voices-from-the-musical.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/12/24/behind-the-musical-joshs-lament.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/17/behind-the-scenes-with-the-utility-players-sound-effects.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/11/josh-and-ian-do-a-parody-of-death-cab-for-cuties-ill-follow.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/9/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-the-nooz-sho.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/7/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-light-speed-dating.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/3/video-clip-from-last-weeks-episode-miss-ginger-devine-perfor.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/28/check-out-our-new-video-promo.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/27/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-middle-school-dance.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/24/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-esthers-nads.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2010/1/17/ian-sorensen-sings-i-do-voices-from-the-musical.html"><rss:title>Ian Sorensen Sings "I Do Voices" from the Musical</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2010/1/17/ian-sorensen-sings-i-do-voices-from-the-musical.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-17T19:35:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject>I Do Voices Ian The Musical Utility Player the Musical</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is Ian performing his solo from the musical " I Do Voices". In this scene, the Utility Players are trying to decide what they can do to fill a 2 hour weekly variety show. Ian showcases some of his talent with breaking out a vast array of voices and impersonations. He demonstrates to the players as well as the audience just exactly what he means when he says "he does voices". Enjoy!</p>
<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rWhGXqzEOdM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rWhGXqzEOdM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/12/24/behind-the-musical-joshs-lament.html"><rss:title>Behind the Musical - Josh's Lament</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/12/24/behind-the-musical-joshs-lament.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-12-25T01:08:06Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Josh Utility Player the Musical Utility Players musicals</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Utility Players, spent the later months of 2009 creating, writing, and rehearsing their own musical. UTILITY PLAYERS - THE MUSICAL [we are still working out a final name] tells the somewhat mythological story of the formation of the Utility Players. One clandestine night, six strangers meet at an open mic and decide to form a comedy troupe based in improv. Meanwhile, a crude and untalented stand-up comic - with the help of an evil witch - attempts to steal the laughter from the world and the Utility Players. This song, called Josh's Lament, is from one our rehearsal and occurs shortly after our intrepid villain steals Josh's laughter.</p>
<p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nh5HH5qBg3I&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nh5HH5qBg3I&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/17/behind-the-scenes-with-the-utility-players-sound-effects.html"><rss:title>Behind the Scenes with the Utility Players: Sound Effects</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/17/behind-the-scenes-with-the-utility-players-sound-effects.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-17T23:25:03Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Ian Improv Josh Practice Sound Effects Utility Players</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this new clip from practice the other night. Josh and Ian are playing an improv game called <em><strong>Sound Effects</strong></em> where Ian is providing the sound effects for a scene that Josh is trying to develop. The suggestion from the audience was that Josh is Wile E. Coyote out on a date with the Roadrunner. Make sure to check out this week's episode of the Comedy Cabaret - Thursday @ 8pm - with this week's theme of Saturday Morning Cartoons</p>
<p><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v6ctEWElccM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v6ctEWElccM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/11/josh-and-ian-do-a-parody-of-death-cab-for-cuties-ill-follow.html"><rss:title>Josh and Ian Do a Parody of Death Cab for Cutie's "I'll Follow You into the Dark"</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/11/josh-and-ian-do-a-parody-of-death-cab-for-cuties-ill-follow.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-11T20:12:32Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comedy Death Cab for Cutie I'll Carry You into the Park Ian Josh Song Parody</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this clip, Josh and Ian parody Death Cab for Cutie's "I'll Follow You into th Park" with their own version song called "I'll Carry You into the Park". In this song Josh and Ian sing about Josh's intrepid search to find the perfect bong.</p>
<p><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eI2WUKUX6Kg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eI2WUKUX6Kg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/9/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-the-nooz-sho.html"><rss:title>Clip From This Past Week's Show: The Nooz Sho</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/9/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-the-nooz-sho.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-09T23:22:27Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comedy Cabaret Ian Josh Nooz Sho Utility Players</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new segment that the Utility Players have introduced into the second season is the "Nooz Sho". This is the Utility Players own spin off of weekend update and is done in the comic stylings of "The Onion". Check out this video from the past episode of the Comedy Cabaret -</p>
<p><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Agw7VgQpOfs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Agw7VgQpOfs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/7/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-light-speed-dating.html"><rss:title>Clip From This Past Week's Show: Light Speed Dating</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/7/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-light-speed-dating.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-07T07:25:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comedy Cabaret Sketches Utility Players</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this clip from this past week's show, Princess Leia is attempting her hand at speed dating. Watch as she attempts to have a date with the Evil Emperor</p>
<p><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OTE8HiNMGx4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OTE8HiNMGx4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/3/video-clip-from-last-weeks-episode-miss-ginger-devine-perfor.html"><rss:title>Video Clip from Last Week's Episode: Miss Ginger Devine Performs Poor Unfortunate Souls</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/11/3/video-clip-from-last-weeks-episode-miss-ginger-devine-perfor.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-03T23:53:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comedy Cabaret Drag Queen Miss Ginger Devine Poor Unfortunate Souls Utility Players</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past episode of the Comedy Cabaret - the Zombie Show: the Episode that died and Came Back to Life - featured special musical guest Miss Ginger Devine. Miss Ginger Devine is the manager of the Utility Players and also happens to be a drag queen superstar. Check her out as she sings <strong>Poor Unfortunate Souls</strong> from the <strong>Little Mermaid </strong></p>
<p><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4I-jkeMPQs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4I-jkeMPQs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/28/check-out-our-new-video-promo.html"><rss:title>Check Out Our New Video Promo</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/28/check-out-our-new-video-promo.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-28T21:50:40Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comedy Comedy Cabaret Improv Utility Players</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this new video promote that we have. It is a compilation of different shows, sketches, and scenes. Enjoy the promo</p>
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<p><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOclI-IIDIM&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOclI-IIDIM&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/27/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-middle-school-dance.html"><rss:title>Clip From This Past Week's Show: Middle School Dance</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/27/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-middle-school-dance.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-27T18:45:13Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comedy Cabaret Middle School Dance Sketches Utility Players</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all remember - unless we have blocked it from our mind - the uncomfortable awkwardness of middle school dances. Savage Garden playing in the background as we all stood by the walls, embarassed to dance. Watch as the Utility Players take us down memory lane with this sketch and poke fun at the ridiculousness that is middle school dances</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/24/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-esthers-nads.html"><rss:title>Clip From This Past Week's Show: Esther's N.A.D.S</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.utilityplayerscomedy.com/videos/2009/10/24/clip-from-this-past-weeks-show-esthers-nads.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Utility Players</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-25T02:16:50Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comedy Comedy Cabaret Esther Sketches Utility Players</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past week the comedy cabaret debuted their newest personality - Esther. Esther is a ornery, chain-smoking, slot-machine-pulling, woman. In this clip from the sketch Esther's N.A.D.S, Esther is playing a nurse that is brought in as a substitute sexual education teacher. Check it out!</p>
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